Qualeyisms: Memes, Jokes, Quotes and Coinage For Everyday Life
Are you bored? Do you want something to turn your frown into a smile?
You found it. This is the solution to sideline your boredom. This little cherry is the fix that'll take you away from your real-life drama. After decades of listening to television's and social media's toxic drivel, I knew I needed to save the world from all the Debbie-downers out there. Since the late 80's, early 90's-l've tracked the most meaningful and hilarious tidbits I've come up with-and now, I'm sharing them with you.
In-Qualeyisms: Memes, Jokes, Quotes, and Coinage. This is a hilarious collection, sometimes outright absurd, and it'll have you sharing the inner pages with everyone you know.
With a funny and mature tone, I want to help you get out of that funk you're in.
Geared for adults who want to escape reality, even if your time only allows a few pages here and there.
In this book you'll find:
- Giddyness to defeat the blues
- Entertaining coinage that you'll remember for the rest of your life
- Playful and amusing jokes that'll have you scratching your head
- Ridiculous images that you won't believe
- Comical thoughts that'll have you wanting more
QMJQC will kick your boredom to the curb. If you like to grin, gasp, shriek, and snicker, then you'll love this ludicrous book!
Read QMJQC and have some fun today!
DARK MEDICINE IN A CORRUPT WORLD
A twisted doctor who performs sinister science experiments—and a grieving childless widow who’s determined to expose them.
Present Day, Cleveland, Ohio — Denise Mulder longs for connection. Mourning the loss of her beloved husband, the seventy-five-year-old submits her DNA in the desperate hope of finding far-flung ancestors. But she’s shocked when the results come back with 99% certainty that she’s a mom.
Meeting the son she never knew existed, they combine forces to find answers. And when an undercover mission into the doctor’s lair nearly gets them killed, she presses forward to uncover clues before time runs out and the evidence is destroyed.
Fixated on the truth, will Denise find it or a shallow grave?
Dark Medicine In A Corrupt World is a chilling sci-fi horror novel packed with industrialized evil, psychological horror, and monstrous science. If you like medical conspiracies, stomach-churning procedures, and creeping dread, you’ll love Mari-Jo Qualey’s gripping mystery.
Buy Dark Medicine In A Corrupt World and decide whether the nightmare on the pages could already be unfolding in the real world today…
Soul Evidence
Her life's work as a neuroscientist was a decade of searching for irrefutable proof that the human soul is real. Now, she might be the only one to stop a deadly pandemic.
Isabelle Beckinsale was reknowned, but not in the way she hoped to be remembered. She's jerked out of her research lab when scores of victims fall into unexplained comas. Could helping to solve the medical mystery lead to the discovery she's been longing for?
In the blink of an eye, this pandemic becomes more personal than validating her work. If she can't crack the coma mystery, and she loses the person she loves most, will her theories even matter. Or will they matter even more? Is the end really death?
Soul Evidence is a Science Fiction pandemic medical thriller.
If you like pulse-pounding scientific mysteries, questions that make you question your own reality, and possibilities beyond our understanding, then you’ll love Mari-Jo Qualey’s epic story.
Read Soul Evidence to unravel the secrets of the cosmos today!
¡FREE DOWNLOAD! SOUL EVIDENCE II: THE JOURNEY BEYOND THE ORB
She proved that souls exist. Now she’s about to uncover where they go.
Four years ago, Isabelle Beckinsale pushed the boundaries of science. She discovered the human soul is real. But she’s not done. Now she’s obsessed with the gateway anomalies. The openings in space where something followed her back after the first mission. It's been watching. Waiting. And it’s bogarting the very thing she needs to go through.
Will Isabelle obtain what she must have? Will she survive another dangerous space flight or will she die in the process?
Soul Evidence II: The Journey Beyond the Orb is a short bonus continuation to the pandemic-medical-thriller Soul Evidence.
If you enjoy science-fiction, spirituality, and existential mystery, then you’ll love Mari-Jo Qualey’s condensed sequel.
Read Soul Evidence II: The Journey Beyond the Orb today!
BIBLE STUDY NOTEBOOK CROSS
Looking for a gift that truly matters?
This simple Bible Study Notebook is exactly what you're looking for. Capture thoughts and revelations, as God’s Word pours through. Reflect, grow, and connect with Scripture on a deeper level.
Perfect For:
- Preachers
- Independent Study
- Bible Study Group
- Church Services
- Baptisms, Birthdays, Confirmations, Christmas, Graduations, Mother's Day, or "just because"
This notebook invites spiritual growth — a testimony of how God speaks, teaches, and guides your heart over time.
A simple gift with eternal impact. 6x9 paperback size allows for easy portability. Buy one for yourself, or someone else today!
BIBLE STUDY NOTEBOOK EUCALYPTUS
Looking for a gift that truly matters?
This simple Bible Study Notebook is exactly what you're looking for. Capture thoughts and revelations, as God’s Word pours through. Reflect, grow, and connect with Scripture on a deeper level.
Perfect For:
- Preachers
- Independent Study
- Bible Study Group
- Church Services
- Baptisms, Birthdays, Confirmations, Christmas, Graduations, Mother's Day, or "just because"
This notebook invites spiritual growth — a testimony of how God speaks, teaches, and guides your heart over time.
A simple gift with eternal impact. 6x9 paperback size allows for easy portability. Buy one for yourself, or someone else today!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Mari-Jo lives in West Virginia with her soulmate Kyle, and her toy poodle Tilly. When she’s not writing, directing or producing, she spends her time playing app games, taking long walks, and binge watching tv. If you’re lucky you might catch her at a live event signing books.
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